A Bachelor Confession...

There is a chance that I may be a tad obsessed with The Bachelor this season. I almost feel like I am seeking out people to talk to about the weeks past and speculating about the upcoming week. My best girlfriend informed me that she loved The Bachelor this past week, i proceeded to get high and squeaky. Not the least of her concern was the fact that I wasn't breathing, I was just way to excited for essential body functions. I have even started saying a new word that I have never used before to describe my excitement and enthusiasm for The Bachelor, WICKED!!! While I understand that this is not a new word it is a word that i have never used before when describing, it somehow makes me feel like the little boy on the tricycle in The Incredibles. "That was totally WICKED!" However, there are many reasons why The Bachelor is not a waste of my time. I will justify my obsession now:

• It helps me relax after a long day of class, practice and studying.
• At business meetings I bond with some of the other ladies over, you guessed it, The Bachelor.
• My obsession has allowed me to form a WICKED special bond with some ladies I did not know very well pre-bachelor. 
• I get to share my love with my best gal pal
• Which leads to weekly Bachelor parties, where we make nachos and get WICKED excited when Jake gives Tenley a rose!!
• A WORD OF CAUTION: To much of this WICKED excitement may lead to a nacho mess on the floor, which your dog may eat. While he may enjoy jalapenos at the time, he wont later :(
• It makes me ridiculously happy, which makes me smile. 
• Studies have shown that smiling is good for your health.